be nice to people because the world is a shitty place and we all need a little help sometimes
Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with
This is like really sound advice though
I’m gonna be that really annoying mum that plays Taylor Swift’s music in the car on the ride to school and is all like
‘listen to the lyrics very carefully in this one ’
'oh I love this one'
'guys hand me a tissue, this one is so sad'
'Disssstaance timmmingggg breaking down fighting! *crying whaling noises*'
And they’re all gonna be like mum, turn on KissFM…
Which will be playing songs like
‘Swag swag swag swag holla holla holla’